1. She believes she is a doll
2. When she is single her net pay is
ksh.20,000 but her rent is
15,000,Transport.5000,clothing 5000 and
food 10,000.You will probably marry a
whore.
3. She's never happy without wealth.
4. Equality dominates her thinking.
5. She only says "thank you" when she
sees money on the table.
6. If you run broke,nothing will stop her
from cheating.
7. Artificial nails,artificial hair,artificial
skin colour,artificial hips,artificial
breasts.
8. Drinking is part of her diet.
9. At age 8: You take her to bed and tell
her a story.
10. At age 18: You tell her a story and
take her to bed.
11. At 28: You don't need to tell her a
story to take her to bed.
12. At 38: She tells you a story and takes
you to bed.
13. At 48: You tell her a story to avoid
going to bed.
14. At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her
story.
15. At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll
be a story.
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