Jokes


 
Let's decode some of the language we use in campus that and their actual meanings...

“Umemaliza assignment?”- I have not done my assignment
and I want to copy yours right now.

“Siwezi make kutembea, nimechoka”- unless you are buying me chips or smokie, I am not willing to go with you

“Me ni half cast”- I am ashamed of my original tribe and therefore I can’t mention it in public

“I am broke”- I only have enough money for ME.

“Umm.. I got a boyfriend “- Not only are you ugly, you are broke too. Get out of my face

“I got swag” - I am just another overgrown teenager who
still thinks acting stupid makes one famous.

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