AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MANAGING DIRECTOR EAST AFRICAN BREWERIES LIMITED (EABL)..

Dear sir/ madam
RE: HELP US REPAY OUR HELB LOAN... I hereby write on behalf of thousands of students who took the
above loan in order to softly pursue their studies and develop their careers.The loan was good and it put a smile on many comrades' faces. Just the other day, the HELB management team put a huge notice on a local newspaper demanding that
all beneficiaries of the loan to quickly commence repayment. Like me, most of the beneficiaries are either unemployed, mis-employed or under- employed. We would really like to pay but we have no hope and no means. I therefore request that the great EABL help us to repay this loan since a very large percentage of our HELB LOAN was spent on your lovely products. it is our hope that if EABL executes for us this favor,we shall maintain our drunkenness and even extend it beyond the borders of this great republic.
Thanking you in advance,i look forward
to your prompt response.
Yours faithfully
ALL COMRADES.
cc
PRESIDENT OF KENYA,
ALL VICE CHANCELLORS
INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE
CEO, NACADA
CEO, LONDON DISTILLERS